There can be no greater glory than this 10 Beautiful Geek Cufflinks

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“Wait here a sec. Don’t touch anything.”

The young tech was aware of all of the red tape and approvals that were required for most changes, but this was different. It was a BIOS error that required a single keystroke to clear, and he couldn’t imagine anyone having a problem with it. He tried to cautiously argue his point without denigrating The Process. “Well, the change request does say that we’re responsible for rebooting the computer. Surely pressing F1 falls under that… and regardless—”

“NO,” the senior tech emphatically interrupted. “I just said that we’re not authorized for this! You think that it’s safe to just make The Process up as you go? Without The Process, we have nothing. The Process Be Praised!”

Meanwhile, a whole department was sitting around twiddling their thumbs. Word had trickled down that there was some sort of server error and that the HPCs were on it… full tale of misery

“I do what my God-given abilities allow me to do, and I thank Jesus Christ for it every single day.” Terry Tate

Superb entertainment. Cried with laughter. Jump to his page

Listen up
“To all you stupid woman out their. And don’t even think about telling me I’m wrong becuase your all just stupid.”

April Fool? Probably. Random self promotion that’s actually quite interesting – you want to see how far her diatribe will go… Good fun. Love the stuff about detergents.

Jump to her page

Travellers to the US be warned: please check your wardrobe for malfunctions. Self expression in the jeans-ware department is no longer allowed. Builders, fashionistas and young men are in particular danger.

Do not expose your crack, panties, strings or boxers in public otherwise you will be fined $150 or you will be arrested and thrown into jail for two weeks. Check this article for guidelines: Jeans Outlawed. And for goodness sake, avoid this year’s hot new trend.

Watched an episode of The Family Guy with a friend yesterday, and it made me realise that I live on the dark-side when it comes to humour. While I laughed with glee at the beating that Stewie gave to Brian, my girlfriend was not amused. She prefers humour that comes from the fluffy-side like The Good Life, and Joey. The darker the better for me. And cold like these recent classics…

• Loose Wheelg
this is so wrong

• Where’s My Money?g
♥ Stewie, Dark Lord in Diaper

• Kung Fu Castingg
these guys are the best
they fail with such beauty

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