Travellers to the US be warned: please check your wardrobe for malfunctions. Self expression in the jeans-ware department is no longer allowed. Builders, fashionistas and young men are in particular danger.
Do not expose your crack, panties, strings or boxers in public otherwise you will be fined $150 or you will be arrested and thrown into jail for two weeks. Check this article for guidelines: Jeans Outlawed. And for goodness sake, avoid this year’s hot new trend.
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